Day 13: Mama Says Watch Your Mouth!!!

So, I was listening to the radio on my way to the car wash today and Akon’s song I Wanna F[iretru]ck You came on the radio.  Have you ever listened to the words to that song?!?!  Well, as I did I started thinking, “What girl in their right mind thinks this song is a turn-on”???  What about “I Wanna F[iretru]ck You” coming out of a strangers mouth makes one want to stop swinging on their pole and hop on a penis?!?!  AND when is this song appropriate to play for a woman?!?!?!?  As I played different scenarios in my head of an acceptable time (or activity) when this song would be appropriate for the average couple to fornicate to, another very confusing song came on the radio…Get Low by Lil Jon.  Why are B[rit]ches crawling from the window to the wall?!?!?!?!?  Why is sweat dripping down his balls?!?!?!?  When is this song appropriate to listen to when you are trying to set the mood…or anytime for that matter?!?!  AND what man is saying this stuff to his woman?!?!  I am just baffled!  However, sadly, I guarantee if you walk into any club this summer you will hear both of these songs and you will see women grinding their butts into a man’s business while the songs are being played…there is so much wrong with that I don’t even know where to start…or if I will cover it all.

Let’s start here…If the song is speaking of a women performing a prostitute-like act (without receiving payment or while recieving payment), WHY are you grinding your business into someone else’s business while it’s playing???  You are reinforcing the acceptance of YOU being devalued as a woman.  I’m not trying to start a new women’s rights movement; I’m just saying you’re NOT going to get respect acting like a hooker! AND that’s the wrong way to get a man’s attention!!!  (Unless you are just looking for a one night stand or booty-call.  If so by all means be an unpaid hooker...or paid hooker.  Whatever floats your boat).  I have news for those of you who do this…the man that you meet during this song, the one you’re grinding your business on, is a PLAYA!!! He IS gonna f[iretru]ck you, then LEAVE YOU and I DARE you to cry about it!!!

Also, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR YOURSELF!!! I’m sorry but if I hear “all you b[rit]ches crawl”  I’m not going to be dancing and grinding with ANY man.  I am for beaver dam sure NOT gonna be crawling anywhere!  If I did, I would CUUUUUTTTTT someone for addressing me as a b[rit]ch while I was doing it!!!

Ending on a good note…if you are in need of a romantic voice to help you in the OR into the sack, try using your own voice instead of degrading music.  If you are too embarrassed to speak then don’t speak at all!!!  I guarantee you’ll get better results with no words at all than listening to an “ex-dealer who used to move amphetamines” or someone saying “drop dat [p]ass to the floor, who scared, you scared”.  Moral of the story, RESPECT yourself so others will too!!! XOXO! Chat soon!